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National Corndog Day is March 20, 2010!
 

Designated Driver

Poem: 

Ate tots & dogs by the dozens,
Knew the Peebers would bring a buzz on,
Opened the fridge & to my delight,
there sat a Jones soda, chilled just right.
Popped open the crown,and guzzled it down,
Guess I'm the designated driver tonight.

Artist's Statement: 
My poetry is inspired by acid indigestion, a sore back, and the fact that there's only one bathroom at the fire house.