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Weakness strikes Phoenix participant....

One Phoenician has hit the wall well before the third box of dogs has been eliminated. Under the alias of "Boner", said competitor has eaten zero corndogs but argued that two servings of corn bread crust should count to her name. Officials determined through an appeals process, "Boner shall not receive consumption credit and shall be punished to the extent of NCD bylaws for defacement, torture, and assault of an innocent item of caloric intake. In response, Boner, in an irate rage stormed off to the same freezer housing the priceless fundamentals of NCD. Thankfully, she bypassed further defamation of the dogs, and scrounged out the lone half gallon of ice cream, which in protest, she silently ate alone in the corner.

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