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Brooklyn Doggers showed up!
Submitted by brooklyn on Sun, 03/23/2008 - 20:00.Wow. Words cannot describe the sheer volumes consumed at this year’s NCD Brooklyn Doggers bash, but numbers can.
HEY DC: SHOW US YOUR STICKS!!!
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 17:31.527 dogs? Way to represent! National pride, bitches.
8:00 PM Update: Double-Double Debut; Triple -Double in sight
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 17:16.Overall count total:
Corndogs consumed: 119
Beers drunk: 168
Tater Tots eaten: 1,520
The Triple-Double Leader (corn dogs-beer-tots):
Leaf: 7-7-7 Overall leader and going strong!!!!
The Double-Double Triad:
6:00 pm update: Tots are Hot!!!
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 15:21.The running count total as of 6:00 pm, est.:
Total corndogs consumed: 92
Total beers drunk: 106
Total tots eaten: 1,020
Current leaders in the triple-triple contest.
Womens Division (dogs/beers/servings of tots):
BK 5'O Clock check in - New Overall Leader - Sabrica, going strong, downs dog 6
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 14:09.At the 5' O Clock Mark, Brooklyn has a new leader, Michael O. has used his unusual tot-consuming ability to take the overall lead, with 3--8. Competitors Michele and Melinda are using the "M" power to take the women's lead with 14 points each.
Doping Controversy Hits Brooklyn NCD - Sabrica Takes Corndog Lead
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 13:42.Athlete Sabrica Barnett took the lead in the prestigious 'dog category, polishing off her 5th. Meanwhile, the validity of "doping" with Tums, Maalox, or appetite stimulants has the crowd buzzing. "No rules say we can't, not that I did or anything.
Tot frenzy hits NY's biggest borough - 4 O' Clock check in
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 13:05.
Bk Tot Frenzy causes several injuries.
Fresh-Tot mania caused several scaldings as our host and chef was bum-rushed while holding a hot tin of tots. The incident separated the men from the boys, as some athletes grimaced through the pain to swallow down a fourth or fifth serving, and others felt their appetite wane from pain. Current Totals:
Cap'n - we need more heat!
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 12:28.BkNCD competitors are being stymied by too-slow oven tempature and Corndog/ Tot production. THIS Oven goes to ELEVEN, baby! Time to cook for real. Should we 'wave it first? Happily, FF has provided
Lohan Competitor hits the wall early
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 12:23.In our continuing coverage of the Lohan vs. Kobayashi training approach, a "Lohan" devotee bows out early, realizing that a jumbo corndog is a somewhat larger lunch than your average multivitamin.
"Wine Gate" Rock BKNCD - Brooklyn Mile 2 check in
Submitted by brooklyn on Sat, 03/18/2006 - 12:06.BK Totals -
'Dogs : 21
Beers - 23
Tots - 28
Top Competitor Remains Michael "Beer for Breakfast" Ward, weighing in at 2-5-2. Meanwhile, an empty bottle of merlot, funnel, and purple lips of one competitor has left ugly question marks lingering - does wine count - even out of a bud can?
