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Wow. Words cannot describe the sheer volumes consumed at this year’s NCD Brooklyn Doggers bash, but numbers can.

527 dogs? Way to represent! National pride, bitches.

Overall count total:

Corndogs consumed: 119

Beers drunk: 168

Tater Tots eaten: 1,520

The Triple-Double Leader (corn dogs-beer-tots):

Leaf: 7-7-7 Overall leader and going strong!!!!

The Double-Double Triad:

The running count total as of 6:00 pm, est.:

Total corndogs consumed: 92

Total beers drunk: 106

Total tots eaten: 1,020

Current leaders in the triple-triple contest.

Womens Division (dogs/beers/servings of tots):

At the 5' O Clock Mark, Brooklyn has a new leader, Michael O. has used his unusual tot-consuming ability to take the overall lead, with 3--8. Competitors Michele and Melinda are using the "M" power to take the women's lead with 14 points each.

Athlete Sabrica Barnett took the lead in the prestigious 'dog category, polishing off her 5th. Meanwhile, the validity of "doping" with Tums, Maalox, or appetite stimulants has the crowd buzzing. "No rules say we can't, not that I did or anything.

Fresh-Tot mania caused several scaldings as our host and chef was bum-rushed while holding a hot tin of tots. The incident separated the men from the boys, as some athletes grimaced through the pain to swallow down a fourth or fifth serving, and others felt their appetite wane from pain. Current Totals:

BkNCD competitors are being stymied by too-slow oven tempature and Corndog/ Tot production. THIS Oven goes to ELEVEN, baby! Time to cook for real. Should we 'wave it first? Happily, FF has provided

In our continuing coverage of the Lohan vs. Kobayashi training approach, a "Lohan" devotee bows out early, realizing that a jumbo corndog is a somewhat larger lunch than your average multivitamin.

BK Totals -
'Dogs : 21
Beers - 23
Tots - 28

Top Competitor Remains Michael "Beer for Breakfast" Ward, weighing in at 2-5-2. Meanwhile, an empty bottle of merlot, funnel, and purple lips of one competitor has left ugly question marks lingering - does wine count - even out of a bud can?